First off, I do want to say that I did work out when I was in HB this weekend. Dad was very concerned that I would get off-track, but I did go for a swim and a couple walk/runs.
Since I've been back home, I’ve had two somewhat-mortifying experiences. On Tuesday, after my 6 hour long drive home from HB, Sara, Lee and I went to the Oakland See Jane Run store to get our swimming critiques. The week before, the coaches had taped everyone swimming a lap, so they could tell us what we needed to work on. It was quite interesting watching everyone else swim...until it was my turn.
Now, I strongly believe that to retain your self respect as a human being, there are certain things that you should never have to see yourself do. Swimming is at the top of the list. Watching yourself from an underwater perspective, struggling from one end of the pool to the other, is quite simply; scary. Things jiggle underwater and it’s not pretty. I got the same critiques as everyone else; keep your lead arm out longer, rotate more when you take your breath, don’t kick as much. But really, the whole time I was thinking;
yeah, uh huh, sure, ok, DO MY LEGS REALLY LOOK LIKE THAT UNDER WATER? As one gal said to me; “I learned more by watching other people than I did watching myself. I actually watched them swim and listened to their critiques, but I just watched my butt the whole time.” Totally. Of course the whole experience wasn’t bad enough to stop Sara, Lee and I from going to Zachary’s next door for a pizza afterward. (Which reminds me that I will write about “The Triathlon Diet” in another posting soon.)
Then last night, Sara, Lee and I went back to the store for a wetsuit demo. (By the way, I’m working on some clever nickname for the three of us so I don’t have to keep writing our names. It will probably end up being something like "The Tri Trio” because I’m just that clever.) Our first open water swim is at Treasure Island in the Bay Saturday morning, so we all wanted to be prepared. One of the swim coaches was there to give the group instructions on the proper fit of a wet suit. “It should fit like a second layer of skin” we were told. Lovely.
After the discussion, we were able to try on suits to rent for the weekend. Unfortunately, we were told they only had sizes small and x-small. But just as we were leaving, they found a size large in the back. My lucky day!
So, I went into the 3 foot by 3 foot dressing room which had a full-length mirror, ready to put into practice the techniques our coach had just told us. I stripped to my skivvies and unzipped the suit, folded it down half-way and stepped into it. The problems started at my ankles.
Uh oh, this is too small! But, she did say it had to be tight. So, I pulled and I shimmied and I squirmed and I yanked and I tugged and I shimmied some more and I twisted and I wriggled. I was finally able to get it up to my hips.
HALF WAY THERE! WOO HOO! I looked like a half-stuffed sausage. (By the way, second on that list of things never to see yourself doing, would be trying to squeeze into a wetsuit half naked) I took a moment to catch my breath.
Time for the arms! More twisting and bending and yanking and squirming.
Now to make sure it’s hugging my torso! This involved mostly pulling and wriggling.
Now let’s get someone to zip me up! I stepped out of the dressing room and had Sara help me. Immediately, I was surrounded by half a dozen strangers. “How does it feel?” “It looks good!” “Are you comfortable?” “Do you feel like you can swim in it?”
Swim? I can’t even breathe! The coach gave me the once-over and said; “oh no, it’s too big for you. Look at all that room around the neck. You're a medium.”
Are you serious? You consider this 1 centimeter space around the neck, room? Another clerk agreed. I was told I would definitely NOT want to buy that one because I really needed a smaller one. Apparently, it's important to get one that cuts off the circulation to your extremities, makes you want to pass out due to lack of oxygen and shows everyone your business. Whatever. This one was good enough to rent for the weekend, so I did. Oh and in case you're wondering, I will not be posting pictures of me in it. Ever.